Too $hort 가사

Artist: Too $hort

Album: Married to the Game



It's almost ova ho

She ain't no ho

Check out somethin' on my computer real quick

P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com

It's fo' sho

[Too $hort]

It's 2004

Ain't no body go in the stores

What for?

When you got dot com whores

My whole life is like girls gone wild

Cuz this player keeps girls on file

Just tell me what you liken

Sit down at the keyboard and type in:

P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com

And see the hoes

It's time to log on baby

Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby

I ain't fake [I ain't fake]

This site is all no-fiction

Real pussy, real dick, real friction

Convertin' programs wit these secret powers

Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers

I'm trynna bust this internet nut

Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt


Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb

Need a little game, you better log on

Girls get naked

Lickin' on my dog bone

$hort Dog presents

Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb

Need a little game, you better log on

Girls get naked

Lickin' on my dog bone

Lick it

[Too $hort]

No need to go

Got some weed to blow

Got that Goodwill game to feed the po'

I got bitches

Don't ask what these are fo'

Might learn a few things that you need to know [chill out]

So kick back and watch the show

$hort Dig on the mic

Can't stop the flow [no, no]

All the squares get out the do'

If you ain't high enough yet

You need to pop some mo' [stay high]

And check out the player's site

The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah

You can download the pimp fashion

Old School Too $hort wit the pimp classics

One million hits in a days time [time]

Women so fine they'll daze your mind

We online [we online]

The computer from the eight track

Sellin' sex since way back




Big Dez is on the beat

Yea fo' show


It's where you see the baddest bitches

Doin' the freakiest shit

$hort Dog style

Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker

My pimp partner K.B. up in this mutha fucka

And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users

I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn

It's all good baby

You can dial up if you want to

As long as you enjoy the show

It's Pipmpology, biatch

Oh yeah, and it's all real baby

None of those silicone, blonde, Barbie bitches

Titties all crooked and shit

Naw, naw, none of that

You got a website player?

What's yo address?

You know?

It's that old game baby

It all started at the Player's Ball

Don't miss the next party

Cuz you might get lucky, biatch

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