Check it, (everybody!) I said check it, check it (everybody!) Listen (the funk baby) Loca! All chromed out, pullin the Benz out No more little motels, I'm up in the penthouse Countin cheddar, hustlin shows for crazy paper While shorty's in the front row, trying to squeeze my baby-makers Off the anchor, wake up and smell the sancor Bitch wanna sit on my lap like I'm Santa in the VIP Getting my dick sucked by a red-head with big juggs Taking pornographic pictures, let's make a sandwich Pull down your panties, crack open your buns so I can spread the mayonnaise
Haha, delicious, (yo that shit is crazy) Yummy, bust nuts in your tummy Yeah baby
I'm crazy horny, I wanna ride the pony (repeated)
For all the dirty hookers out there, I see you, I see you Nodding your head, playa! Hey miss, you want the mayonnaise between the buns or on the side?