Can't think of anything to sing about not much out there to sing about the world's okay, the weather's fine no need to sing about that I'll sing about Sponges sponges yeah! sponges sponges yeah yeah sponges suck, sponges suck sponges absorb liquid then you squeeze them out yeah! There's lots of songs of peace lots of songs of love even songs about peaches and valkyries no songs about Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish they're real big and swim in oceans come in cans like hockey pucks tuna got their names 'cause they don't swim in pairs!
Get it? tuna. are there two of those fish? nah! two-nah! two-nah! it's funny! hee hee! no? i like tuna. Sponges sponges yeah! sponges sponges yeah yeah sponges suck, sponges suck sponges suck, sponges suck sponges clean up dishes and sinks and countertops and baby's noses they suck up soap and when you squeeze them out they make bubbles! bubbles! bubbles! Sponges